Common Black Girl

Common Black Girl

@CommonBlackGirI

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Original Common Black Girl Account. No content is claimed as our own, credit to owners. Parody. Credit/Tweet Removal: ayntwitter@gmail.com

Joined on February 21 2013

Me happily listening to the same 5 songs everyday

Me happily listening to the same 5 songs everyday https://t.co/8cbb1B0Oa8
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*gets a notification from bae* me:

*gets a notification from bae*

me: https://t.co/5B4y6HPkB7
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when you enjoying ya Thanksgiving break & Sunday come out of no where

when you enjoying ya Thanksgiving break & Sunday come out of no where https://t.co/aev7z20t38
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me after texting "i'll see" to their plans

me after texting "i'll see" to their plans https://t.co/iw3k4OjyGp
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"You eating again?!" Me: ........ no

"You eating again?!"

Me: ........ no https://t.co/ETxkQXUIyj
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Girls: “I’m not even that bad of a driver” Also girls:

Girls: “I’m not even that bad of a driver”

Also girls: https://t.co/vYBJtjR3mZ
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u ever see something & ur just like: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘰𝘩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀

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Me: “Can I use the bathroom?” Teacher: “I don't know CAN you?” Me:

Me: “Can I use the bathroom?”

Teacher: “I don't know CAN you?”

Me: https://t.co/vm11IWvKLL
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When your mom starts giving away all the thanksgiving leftovers

When your mom starts giving away all the thanksgiving leftovers https://t.co/u6mymMEwKJ
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*mom typing* *mom typing* *mom typing* *mom typing* *mom typing* *mom typing* *mom typing* *4 minutes later* "Ok👍🏻"

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them: you tired? me: no also me 2 minutes later:

them: you tired? 

me: no

also me 2 minutes later: https://t.co/RNvAsWJKtm
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Him: “Wanna go with me to-“ Me:

Him: “Wanna go with me to-“

Me: https://t.co/ystDY9Z3Nu
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me looking at my friends after i just hit tf outta some curb

me looking at my friends after i just hit tf outta some curb https://t.co/TyRnIWhE92
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reaIizing once again that i have to go to work if i want money

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No one: My mood when October hits:

No one:

My mood when October hits: https://t.co/DlxnBgNucw
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Me thinking I got my life together 😂

Me thinking I got my life together 😂 https://t.co/GewoyKWZ85
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Him: lose the attitude or leave Me:

Him: lose the attitude or leave 

Me:  https://t.co/dOPEDHmk8Y
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Him: “Wanna go with me to-“ Me:

Him: “Wanna go with me to-“

Me: https://t.co/ystDY9Z3Nu
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Nobody: Me at 3am:

Nobody:

Me at 3am: https://t.co/nnJYTUoKal
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when you had enough of somebody’s crap

when you had enough of somebody’s crap https://t.co/9d6J35IXO9
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*gets a notification from bae* me:

*gets a notification from bae*

me: https://t.co/5B4y6HPkB7
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“Studies show that you’ve already met your soulmate before age 21” Me:

“Studies show that you’ve already met your soulmate before age 21”

Me: https://t.co/leTGfvtt7L
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Nobody: Me at 3am when I wake up thirsty:

Nobody:

Me at 3am when I wake up thirsty: https://t.co/nnJYTUoKal
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“What’s stressing you out?” Me:

“What’s stressing you out?”

Me: https://t.co/QiOfGZsg8V
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Friends: "Be ready at 7:30" Me at 7:30:

Friends: "Be ready at 7:30"

Me at 7:30: https://t.co/ufWPWT14de
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*someone steps on the back of my shoe* me:

*someone steps on the back of my shoe*

me: https://t.co/JMPZa4gkg2
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me: nah I won’t fall asleep, i’m not even that tired. don’t worry about me also me 2 minutes later:

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Me: *Leaves everyone on read* Everyone: *Stops texting me* Me:

Me: *Leaves everyone on read*

Everyone: *Stops texting me* 

Me: https://t.co/ZA3WZB5hUZ
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“what’s it like having a sister?”

“what’s it like having a sister?” https://t.co/Z20yC3Ucj6
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Just to brighten your day

Just to brighten your day https://t.co/3ftj0YDD5r
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