Detective Steve

Detective Steve

@Shortstorysteve

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Cigarette. Trenchcoat. Mystery.

Joined on September 16 2014
2014-10-27 20:00:09

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It was a dark and stormy day. That was his first clue that something was off. Nothing good ever happens on a dark and stormy day.

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The last time he saw bricks like these, he was in Bermuda. The hotel bartender was cute. Maybe she's the one who vandalized this church.

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It wasn't until Steve picked up the cigarette that he noticed the lipstick. "Aha!" he thought. His mom wore lipstick. Wait... Mom?

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Steve ran into the bathroom. He should have known Jane already had a boyfriend. He scratched out her name in his stall poem and left.

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Steve left his tuba at school. Jane had art club until 4. Funny, because it would take him exactly that long to remember his tuba.

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Steve accidentally walked into the girl's bathroom. "Accidentally" being the key word, of course.

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In fact, the last time Steve had seen a cat, he was looking at sweaters for Jane. Jane loved cats. She said they were cuddly. The sweaters.

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Steve woke up with a clawing at his back. It was his cat. The weird thing was though, Steve didn't own a cat.

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