Dr. Max Gauss

Dr. Max Gauss

@SirMaxGauss

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I don't think there is a God, Janey. If there is, I'm not him. But I might be...

Joined on September 16 2014
2014-10-03 19:01:21

It’s ON!

It’s ON! http://t.co/6gCjENRny5
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2014-10-03 19:09:27

The #WhiteShark steps into the box. Here we go! #PlayBall #OctoberTogether #SFGiants

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2014-10-02 19:50:14

We interviewed Bill Nye @thescienceguy about climate change: http://bit.ly/1CHAhyS. He also said he's "hip with VICE."

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2014-10-02 18:28:30

"When the middle class thrives ... America thrives. When it doesn’t, America doesn't." —President Obama #AmericaLeads

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2014-10-02 17:55:22

Infelizmente não vou reunir condições físicas para estar com a Seleção nesse próximo desafio, mas…

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2014-10-02 16:22:23

Nothing to worry about. Governor Rick Perry will make sure the spread of Ebola in Texas gets contained.

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2014-10-02 15:52:23

US Ebola case: four close family members ordered to stay at home

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2014-10-02 15:45:35

Kids, stay in school. Until you graduate, then you should really leave.

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2014-10-02 15:23:17

This Colorado vs. Cal win probability chart looks like an aneurysm. http://www.footballstudyhall.com/2014/9/30/6874237/college-football-win-probability-charts

This Colorado vs. Cal win probability chart looks like an aneurysm.  http://t.co/Gd7IAf1qSP http://t.co/r3LYQ6krcP
2014-10-01 23:05:04

Gotta love @SenJohnMcCain 's constant trips to @FoxNews to claim POTUS was wrong about #ISIS for a Vet he has a shocking lack of knowledge

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2014-10-01 13:54:40

President Carter waving from #AirForceOne on May 17, 1977. Wishing you a wonderful 90th birthday #JimmyCarter!

President Carter waving from #AirForceOne on May 17, 1977. Wishing you a wonderful 90th birthday #JimmyCarter! http://t.co/3ktMBiLlcm
2014-09-29 18:02:52

See Hong Kong pro-Democracy protesters clash with police. Photo: @GettyImages http://ti.me/1ryl3s7

See Hong Kong pro-Democracy protesters clash with police. Photo: @gettyimages http://t.co/BmXZuV4xNE http://t.co/7bA82HtN0y
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2014-09-29 18:10:15

Congratulations to the European team on winning the Ryder cup - a fine example of people from different countries wo…

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2014-09-22 18:10:41

I make this pledge : if the newspapers will stop telling lies about me,I will stop telling the truth about them Thanks,Adlai

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2014-09-21 06:50:56

This Is Cal Football. Even Cal Athletics shat the fucking bed. #ClassicCalFootball @GoldenBlogs @CalAthletics

This Is Cal Football.  Even Cal Athletics shat the fucking bed. #ClassicCalFootball @GoldenBlogs @CalAthletics http://t.co/3DMI1Uf2oZ

When @SeppBlatter starts talking about "the responsibility to act ethically"...

When @SeppBlatter starts talking about "the responsibility to act ethically"... http://t.co/vF7iEwvr8U
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2014-09-19 19:52:21

John Boehner’s Theory of the Leisure Class

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2014-09-19 19:42:47

Fascinating debate from @IAI_TV about Language, Metaphor & Reality

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2014-09-19 19:18:37

Want a LEGO Dark Knight Tumbler? Here's how to enter the latest #DCAllAccess giveaway: http://shout.lt/FpZl

Want a LEGO Dark Knight Tumbler? Here's how to enter the latest #DCAllAccess giveaway: http://t.co/ciEgFrZpni http://t.co/4mV8GI61MK
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2014-09-19 18:52:31

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to make statement on domestic violence issues. Watch it LIVE: http://reut.rs/1u7ooRd

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to make statement on domestic violence issues. Watch it LIVE: http://t.co/15rTZjSMaN http://t.co/avt1nFsInq
2014-09-19 18:36:24

"I would have liked a 1 game suspension" --@davidpollack47 on Jameis Winston's punishment #CFBLIVE on @ESPNU

"I would have liked a 1 game suspension" --@davidpollack47 on Jameis Winston's punishment 

#CFBLIVE on @ESPNU http://t.co/g0qNlSsq0t
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2014-09-19 18:36:05

"F**k you, Shakespeare!" - Jon Stewart

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2014-09-18 20:54:18

"So, just be good. I'm good" #Derek

"So, just be good. I'm good" #Derek http://t.co/FaOqJVxrRQ
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2014-09-19 16:42:44

I #walkthewalk because I believe 100% clean energy is possible for 100% of people. And you? http://wlkthewlk.com

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2014-09-19 15:55:08

Earth's centrifugal force at the Equator renders everybody and everything about 6% lighter than they’d weigh at the poles.

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2014-09-19 15:47:57

.@Danny_Barbera Alas, the forensic details of reporting a rape can be so unpleasant many women understandably prefer not to prosecute.

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2014-09-19 15:45:13

I think it's cool that there's a country on the equator with the name "Equator". Better known in Spanish as Ecuador

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2014-09-19 00:29:13

Classic Faux News @FoxNews Step into the Spin Zone. Where lies and doublespeak are aplenty.

Classic Faux News @FoxNews  Step into the Spin Zone.  Where lies and doublespeak are aplenty. http://t.co/wUUdPPy0Wy
2014-09-18 21:53:45

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks" Thanks @GeorgeTakei !

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks" Thanks @GeorgeTakei ! http://t.co/xQ7z7S3UK3
2014-09-18 20:40:31

Mission Accomplished: #AirForce Will Not Coerce #Atheist Airmen to Swear ‘So Help Me God’ in Oaths of Enlistment!

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