Ellie

Ellie

@ellie_olb

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“you can’t handle the tooth”

Joined on December 14 2013
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2019-12-12 19:42:40

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2019-12-09 21:51:01

everyone wants a big tiddy goth gf but no one wants to buy ibuprofen

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2019-12-02 22:41:14

rouge was the original e-girl! look at her fit: white streaks, see through shirt, black skirt with tights! give her the credit she deserves!

rouge was the original e-girl! look at her fit: white streaks, see through shirt, black skirt with tights! give her the credit she deserves! https://t.co/ArwJBcSwof
2019-11-29 03:35:45

things only got really bad after project runway season 16 ended and i’m not saying there’s a correlation but maybe there is

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2019-11-22 21:29:17

i found the most perfect video on earth and i’m here to share it with you all

i found the most perfect video on earth and i’m here to share it with you all https://t.co/lqBYLaUjpU
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2019-11-04 17:23:28

Paul Rudd wouldn’t treat me like this

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I just oficially withdrew the US from the Paris Climate Agreement. Nobody even knew what was in it! 25 pages long!! With words on EVERY page! Too many words to read! And why name it after Paris Hilton? Makes NO sense! She's HOT, but totally clueless about controlling the weather!

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2019-11-01 01:31:06

@ellie_olb @amyschweiner Damn you really just gonna release your nudes like that???

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2019-10-31 04:59:20

at one point in my life i was .000275% paper clip and i miss it :(

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2019-10-28 18:13:37

there’s no energy more raw than bringing a half drunk bottle of v8 to a lecture

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2019-10-17 00:44:52

i couldn’t make this up

i couldn’t make this up https://t.co/xEpOYrb5DJ
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Me when I go out with my friends and it’s only 10pm and I’m already ready to go home

Me when I go out with my friends and it’s only 10pm and I’m already ready to go home https://t.co/5lvPtQRgQr
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2019-10-11 04:42:34

harry styles please punch me in the neck and run me over with a car and rip my spine out and choke me with it and then hurl my lifeless body into a pit of lava thank you

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2019-10-11 02:03:16

It’s weird how little this gets said considering how important it is but: Elizabeth Warren is very good at running for President.

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2019-10-07 18:10:18

my social anxiety really acting up at this hair appointment

my social anxiety really acting up at this hair appointment https://t.co/ohN0bSX4Nx
2019-09-30 23:38:14

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2019-09-24 01:08:38

did you have a crush on orson from scary godmother halloween spooktacular

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Socialism means you won’t die from not being able to afford insulin but you can only get one type of insulin instead of choosing between Cool Ranch Insulin and Jalapeño Cheddar Insulin.

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2019-09-22 20:41:22

I hate when guys from my Saturday night horny tinder swiping match with me in the middle of the day on Sunday.. buddy it’s 1:40 p.m. and I’m sober, I’m not attracted to men anymore. Go to church or something.

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2019-09-22 16:52:17

to prevent the possibility of salmonella ensure the dick you're about to suck has reached an internal temperature of 160°F

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2019-09-23 01:05:35

if you watched this as a kid ur a bad bitch now

if you watched this as a kid ur a bad bitch now https://t.co/ew2VYgSLcJ
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2019-09-22 04:07:31

I can’t explain this but hotel air conditioners feel how McDonald’s sprite tastes

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2019-09-20 23:45:53

thank you @buscrashcomps for letting me borrow your sign at the #ClimateStrike

thank you @buscrashcomps for letting me borrow your sign at the #ClimateStrike https://t.co/pB3bQulNY0
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2019-09-19 02:06:43

I wore a bra to work today like a fucking republican

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2019-09-19 20:54:44

i love bartering we gotta bring that back, gimme two pretty stones and i’ll make you a painting

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2019-09-16 05:15:30

are we absolutely sure that ben shapiro isn't the annoying kid from polar express

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2019-01-03 12:59:53

me for absolutely no reason at all

me for absolutely no reason at all https://t.co/krXhAW1XoM
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2019-09-11 17:54:16

bohemian rhapsody:❌ stairway to heaven:❌ imagine:❌ does your mother know the Christine Baranski version:🗣🗣🗣🗣

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2019-09-10 19:55:11

life update i just spent 11$ to print my own tweet as a sticker, will keep you posted

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The #iphone11 needs a trypophobia trigger warning

The #iphone11 needs a trypophobia trigger warning https://t.co/3Q80yfpd5Q
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