caitlynn

chelsea's big damn BIRTHDAY MONTH

@batshaped

2019-12-15 01:16:59

not to blow this thing wide open i think hermey is either half-human or not an elf at all -has hair -no elf ears -different nose -no natural inclination for elf activities imo he's santa's illegitimate son who santa threw into the elf colony to avoid suspicion

Danny Gonzalez

@dannygonzalez

2019-12-15 00:55:04

smh he wants to be me so bad

kait◟̽◞̽

@foolsgolddjh

2019-12-13 18:34:51

if you see this you're obligated to reply with the last tik tok u saved heres mine

Playbill

@playbill

2019-12-15 16:15:02

Today in 2004, Mary Poppins opened in London.

💌

@classicbucky

2019-12-15 03:30:01

this has been bothering me for a while

daft pretty boy 😈 holmat

@ruffinmuffin_

2019-12-14 23:01:52

GUYS IM LOSING MY MIND

kelsey

@walktalltorres

2019-12-15 02:14:35

ALEX FUCKING SAID FUCK MUSIC MAN INSTEAD OF BRIGADOON AND IVE NEVER SCREAMED LOUDER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE !!! @BeetlejuiceBway @ABrightMonster

Casey Mink

@Casey_Mink

2019-12-15 00:30:06

The replies here are...something else.

Alex Brightman

@ABrightMonster

2019-12-15 15:24:39

My brother-in-law got me socks with Kevin on them. Needless to say, we were both shocked.

alice

@grangershug

2019-12-15 08:17:58

fred & george seeing that someone named “peter pettigrew” is sleeping in the same bed as ron:

lauren

@gos1ings

2019-12-14 00:25:59

if film twitter starts thirsting over adam sandler im literally deactivating

Arden 🦦 Winant

@ardenwinant

2019-12-15 01:48:09

@ABrightMonster: “That’s right...f*ck The Music Man.” The entire Beetlejuice bar staff in the back of the theatre:

‘00 Rikishi

@ZM_Andretti

2019-12-14 14:02:39

He called them niggers and got his ass beat. A simple google search will pull up an official release from the superintendent stating that.

Katherine Andrus

@triplekatherine

2019-12-13 06:36:11

They say shoot your shot... so I did

thatjoshoverthere

@thatjoshthere

2019-12-13 04:51:02

My hottest Gamer Take is that making 90% of games look hyper realistic is terrible because it makes those games look identical, indistinguishable, and eventually, as graphics improve, outdated.

lex

@witchyactivist

2019-12-13 07:08:31

harry styles really wrote lyrics like “she lives in daydreams with me” while liam said “i’d probably do you in the car” who let this man go solo it wasn’t me

sassy sunflower

@amandaasette

2019-12-13 14:27:13

I find airports so relaxing and comforting. Some people are sleeping, some are working, some throwing back shots at 9am. No judgment everyone’s just vibing

Adeola Ariyo 🇳🇬

@AdeolaAriyo

2019-12-14 16:58:51

LISTEN!!!! MISS NIGERIA’s reaction to Miss Jaimaca winning #MissWorld2019

Ryan T. Frog (Commissions Open)

@RyanRibbity

2019-12-10 01:35:48

Reggie getting on stage at the VGAs

Playbill

@playbill

2019-12-14 15:00:31

Check out these 37 Broadway-themed tattoos: http://bit.ly/37-broadway-themed-tattoos

Chef Boy R Big Daddy 👨🏾‍🍳

@Chefmade_601

2019-12-13 16:44:58

This is why I’m never deleting Facebook. Oop

Nickelodeon

@Nickelodeon

2019-12-14 17:58:03

rt for jade like for beck reply for bade

𝕬𝖍𝖒𝖊𝖉

@Ahmedxjean

2019-12-13 05:30:13

I was 14 when I tweeted this

George Christmason

@GeorgeMasonTV

2019-12-13 16:12:56

why does this ambulance sounds like it has the snapchat alien sound filter on hahahahahahaha

The Sims

@TheSims

2019-12-14 15:26:31

This Is The Way.

kate

@fiImsbi

2019-12-13 21:30:53

big time rush big time rush at the start at the end of the of the decade decade

dunja ✰ walls

@FALLlNGLWT

2019-12-13 15:48:07

I PUT MAKE UP ON AND MY STEPDAD SAID ITS TOO MUCH SO MY MOM AND I WENT TO THE BATHROOM CAUSE SHE SAID SHE WILL FIX IT AND THEN SHE SAID "I’m not gonna change anything let’s see if he notices"SO I GOT BACK WITH THE SAME AMOUNT OF MAKEUP AND ASKED "better?" AND HE SAID "way better"

The Trace

@teamtrace

2019-12-14 14:35:05

7 years ago today, a 20-year-old with a history of mental health problems killed his mother with her own gun then drove to Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Connecticut, and fatally shot 20 students and 6 adults before killing himself. https://www.businessinsider.com/who-were-the-victims-of-the-sandy-hook-shooting-2017-12

bobby

@Grandpa

2019-12-13 23:32:33

fuck it. dm me.

Best Fights 🎬🍿🎅

@30SecFights

2019-12-14 05:03:28

I wouldn’t come back to school for months 😳