not to blow this thing wide open i think hermey is either half-human or not an elf at all -has hair -no elf ears -different nose -no natural inclination for elf activities imo he's santa's illegitimate son who santa threw into the elf colony to avoid suspicion
I PUT MAKE UP ON AND MY STEPDAD SAID ITS TOO MUCH SO MY MOM AND I WENT TO THE BATHROOM CAUSE SHE SAID SHE WILL FIX IT AND THEN SHE SAID "I’m not gonna change anything let’s see if he notices"SO I GOT BACK WITH THE SAME AMOUNT OF MAKEUP AND ASKED "better?" AND HE SAID "way better"
7 years ago today, a 20-year-old with a history of mental health problems killed his mother with her own gun then drove to Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Connecticut, and fatally shot 20 students and 6 adults before killing himself. https://www.businessinsider.com/who-were-the-victims-of-the-sandy-hook-shooting-2017-12